(Source: xariltngraxe, via botulismthebrat)
“Do you know who you are talking to?”
“No sir.”
“I am the greatest poet who ever lived. I wrote the poem Black Oath.”
“Awesome. I’ll look it up on the internet.”
“Its not on the internet.”
“Oh. Can you recite it?”
“I’m too drunk.”
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via peter-is-the-wolf)
Somebody obviously didn’t understand the first rule.
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In my own small world.
Suddenly “Since You’ve Been Gone”.
So fucking confused.
I found this man on 7th Avenue in Park Slope. He was leaning heavily on his cane, looking down, wearing a grimaced face. I...
Disasterpieces by Conrad Ruiz
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Artist: ...
fucK
Making eye contact with middle aged white people, an locking your door, is the funniest thing.
The look in their faces, man I tell you-